Dear Mono,

I would love to say that it has been fun, but it hasn't. I would love to tell you that I have loved having you in my life for the last 4 weeks, but that would be a lie. I actually kind of hated it a lot. I would love to say that you are welcome back anytime, but I'd rather get a restraining order. I'd love to say goodbye, but I can't because you are still here. So, please go away ASAP! I want my life back. I'm getting rather bored, frustrated, and behind in my school work.

Sincerely,

Janae